found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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