so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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