I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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