I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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