It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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