all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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