Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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