Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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