Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
