new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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