The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Found the puke drawer
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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