I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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