the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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