I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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