You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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