I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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