Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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