Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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