Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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