Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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