when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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