There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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