oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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