do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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