nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we made out on top of his cat.
i will never coherently bang her
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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