Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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