Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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