the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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