YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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