remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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