Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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