She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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