i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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