Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
How does it feel to date your dad?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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