help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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