singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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