I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
