i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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