FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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