Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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