No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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