"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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