so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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