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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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