Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't deserve a penis
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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