ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
