I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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