Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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