Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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