if you like me you must not know who I am
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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