Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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