i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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