My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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