She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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