You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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