We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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